quote by Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

— Woody Allen

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Sex and death quote I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.

I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love and a little drunk.

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

Life is serious all the time, but living cannot be.

You may have all the solemnity you wish in your neckties, but in anything important (such as sex, death, and religion), you must have mirth or you will have madness.

Sex and death quote Each time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing there's life after death.

Each time you read a book, a tree smiles knowing there's life after death.

I stay way from that area, and there's only so many songs you can write about love, sex and death.

Most creatures have a vague belief that a very precarious hazard, a kind of transparent membrane, divides death from love; and that the profound idea of nature demands that the giver of life should die at the moment of giving.

Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Sex and death quote If nothing saves us from death, may love at least save us from life.

If nothing saves us from death, may love at least save us from life.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.

Sex and death quote I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say i

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Keep in mind that this appears in the same book of the Bible that approves the death sentence for a child who curses his parents, owners of oxen who injure someone through the owner's negligence, anybody who works or kindles a fire on Sunday, and anyone who has sex with an animal.

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.

Sex and death quote Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.

The greatest dramas in the world are all about sex, violence and death.

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter.

You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

Sex and death quote A friend is not a true friend unless he protects his friend in his misfortune, i

A friend is not a true friend unless he protects his friend in his misfortune, in his absence, and at his death.

The best way to get kids to read a book is to say: 'This book is not appropriate for your age, and it has all sorts of horrible things in it like sex and death and some really big and complicated ideas, and you're better off not touching it until you're all grown up. I'm going to put it on this shelf and leave the room for a while. Don't open it.

Sex, love and death are universal and timeless dramatic themes.

My first published novel was written for teenagers, and there were rules laid down by the publisher: no sex, no smoking, no swearing. I blew up entire solar systems, I consigned billions of people to horrible death; they didn't seem to mind that at all. But no hanky-panky.

Sex and death quote I learned that every mortal will taste death, but only some will taste life.

I learned that every mortal will taste death, but only some will taste life.

In literature only trouble is interesting.

It takes trouble to turn the great themes of life into a story: birth, love, sex, work, and death.

The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence: sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War.

There are ... other business societies - England, Holland, Belgium and France, for instance. But ours [the United States] is the only culture now extant in which business so completely dominates the national scene that sports, crime, sex, death, philanthropy and Easter Sunday are money-making propositions.

Sex and death quote The real question is not whether life exists after death. The real question is w

The real question is not whether life exists after death. The real question is whether you are alive before death.

Another day it occurred to me that time as we know it doesn't exist in a lawn, since grass never dies or is allowed to flower and set seed. Lawns are nature purged of sex or death. No wonder Americans like them so much.

I hope the guy who came up with the phrase 'sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll' rots in hell, I'd like to change it so it makes more sense: 'sex death and rock 'n' roll'

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

Sex and death quote Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

Well the themes for me were and remain sex and love and grief and death - the things that make us and undo us, create and destroy, how we breed and disappear and the emotional context that surrounds these events.

Merchandisers, by embedding subliminal trigger devices in media, are able to evoke a strong emotional relationship between, say, a product perceived in an advertisement weeks before and the strongest of all emotional stimuli - love (sex) and death.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

Sex and death quote Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Fear destroys intimacy. It distances us from each other; or makes us cling to each other, which is the death of freedom.... Only love can create intimacy, and freedom too, for when all hearts are one, nothing else has to be one--neither clothes nor age; neither sex nor sexual preference; race nor mind-set.

It is a great paradox and a great injustice that writers write because we fear death and want to leave something indestructible in our wake and, at the same time, are drawn to all the things that kill: whiskey and cigarettes, unprotected sex, and deep-fried burritos.

The aura of the theocratic death penalty for adultery still clings to America, even outside New England, and multiple divorce, which looks to the European like serial polygamy, is the moral solution to the problem of the itch. Love comes into it too, of course, but in Europe we tend to see marital love as an eternity which encompasses hate and also indifference: when we promise to love we really mean that we promise to honor a contract. Americans, seeming to take marriage with not enough seriousness, are really taking love and sex with too much.

Sex and death quote One day, you'll be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one.

One day, you'll be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one.

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The loss of sex polarity is part and parcel of the larger disintegration, the reflex of the soul's death, and coincident with the disappearance of great men, great deeds, great causes, great wars, etc.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

It was Schopenhauer who made me a philosopher.

Real philosophy, I told my appalled colleagues at Auckland, is about sex, death, and boredom. Since then I have expanded my horizons, but I have always retained an affection for the sage of Frankfurt.

I think death and sex go together. If you shoot about sex in a funny way, it's different. But when you are doing sex in a serious way, death is always around.

You don't need a marriage license to live with someone, to have the security of a home, to rear any number of children, to have years of companionship; it's not illegal, but the moment you want to screw somebody, you have to get a license from the state to use your genital organs -or run the risk of being charged with any number of crimes carrying sentences up to and including death. So sex is really the only sensible reason for getting married.

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