quote by Doug Stanhope

Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

— Doug Stanhope

Bumbling Sex Offenders quotations

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.

Sex offenders quote Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

The Children's Safety Act will help protect children from the perpetrators of these vile crimes by strengthening notification requirements for sex offenders and increasing criminal penalties.

Sex offenders quote A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it b
A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

I was sorry to see the News of the World go down, I think it was a great campaigning newspaper. Who can forget the News of the World's high profile campaign against child sex offenders which led to News of the World readers burning down the home of a paediatrician, throwing rocks at a pedalo, stamping on a centipede.

Baby you should bring your best friend, then you should persuade her to let me get some sex in. Don't get offended, baby, that's just a suggestion

The idea is to make sure that these sex offenders are occupied with constructive matters and not focused on the children who may be knocking at their doors this Halloween

Sex offenders quote Every day we have plenty of opportunities to get angry, stressed or offended. Bu
Every day we have plenty of opportunities to get angry, stressed or offended. But what you're doing when you indulge these negative emotions is giving something outside yourself power over your happiness. You can choose to not let little things upset you.

There are over 500,000 registered sex offenders across the country, and statistics have shown that the recidivism rate for those criminals is high.

Every shy person is a potential sex offender.

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

Sex offenders quote I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
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People didn't know who I was or why I was there, so they started inventing stories about me. I was a registered sex offender and I'd just been released from prison and was being forced to do community-service work. I was a murderer, an arsonist - all these horrific things had been projected on me because no one knew what to make of this white guy who showed up and made toast at 5 o'clock every morning.

Sexuality, and sexual orientation - regardless of orientation - is just natural.

An act of sex is one of the most human things. But an organization like the church, say, through its doctrine, would undermine humanity by successfully teaching shame about sexual orientation - that it is sinful, or that it offends God. The song is about asserting yourself and reclaiming your humanity through an act of love.

Had be been Shakespeare, he would then have written Troilus and Cressidato brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog, he began to bite them.