Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.— Albert Einstein
Famous Sexes quotations
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
A slutty girl is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everybody touches it but nobody wants it.
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Certainly the Constitution does not require discrimination on the basis of sex.
The only issue is whether it prohibits it. It doesn't.
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
Safe sex, safe music, safe clothing, safe hair spray, safe ozone layer.
Too late! Everything that's been achieved in the history of mankind has been achieved by not being safe.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident.
Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
These Jews who run things, who are producing this mental illness teenage suicide...all these Jewish sicknesses...that's nothing new. The Talmud's full of things like sex with boys and girls.
Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person.
It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.
Human kind is made up of two sexes, women and men.
Is it possible that a mass is improved by the improvement of only one part and the other part is ignored? Is it possible that if half of a mass is tied to earth with chains and the other half can soar into skies?
I've been a woman for a little over 50 years and have gotten over my initial astonishment. As for conducting an orchestra, that's a job where I don't think sex plays much part.
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results,but that's not why we do it.
When I'm lovin' these hoes, there ain't no love involved.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements
If you don't encourage healthy sexual expression in public, you get unhealthy sexual expression in private. If you attempt to suppress sex in books, magazines, movies and even everyday conversation, you aren't helping to make sex more private, just more hidden. You're keeping sex in the dark. What we've tried to do is turn on the lights.
The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous.
Women are sex objects. If women weren't sex objects, there wouldn't be another generation. It's the attraction between the sexes that makes the world go 'round. That's why women wear lipstick and short skirts.
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.
Rolex, mo sex, good weed, no stress, run my town, arms, chest, lift weights, bowflex
And so, when two Christians who are both members of the Body of Christ decide to engage into sexual activity then what you are really doing is you are having sex with Jesus. "If you have done it unto the least of these my brethren then you have done it unto me." That's gross you are having sex with Jesus.
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth.
It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.
Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
All that separates, whether of race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome.
Physics is to mathematics what sex is to masturbation.
Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of sex.
If a man's patience is stronger than his whims and desires, then he is like an angel, but if his whims and desires are stronger than his patience, then he is like a devil. If his desire for food, drink and sex is stronger than his patience, then he is no better than an animal.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
Hard, you know what I'm thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinking.
Acting is like sex: you either do it and don't talk about it, or you talk about it and don't do it. That's why I'm always suspicious of people who talk too much about either.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I wish I had invented blue jeans. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex.