Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
— Roald Dahl

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.
W. S. Gilbert shave quote

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.
— Henry Ford

Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!
— Davy Crockett

Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
— shave quotation by 'Detroit Journal'