quote by Dave Barry

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

— Dave Barry

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The most attention I get is in a book store or video shop when I go to the foreign film section. Sometimes that can be fun, but usually those women want to talk about philosophy or something very dense. It's not like they're tearing off my shirt, you know.

I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right.

When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.

If Stephen Harper took off his shirt in public, I'm not sure he'd raise any money for charity.

We weren't raised to take, we were raised to give the shirt off our back to anyone in need.

Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom.

If people like to see me with my shirt off, it's enormously flattering.

But that doesn't mean I'm going to take my shirt off all the time.

I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.

I was never NOT confident about doing scenes without my shirt - and now I'll find any excuse to take my shirt off!

Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.

If you want to write what the world is about, you have to write details.

..real life is in the dishes. Real life is pushing strollers up the street, folding T-shirts, the alarm clock going off early and you dropping into bed exhausted every night. That's real life.

Take off your shirt." Jace raised his eyebrows. "I'm not going to attack you," she said impatiently. "I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning." "Are you sure?" he asked, obediently sliding the shirt off his shoulders. "Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.

He'd (Reggie Jackson) give you the shirt off his back.

Of course he'd call a press conference to announce it.

Gently I stir a white feather fan, With open shirt sitting in a green wood.

I take off my cap and hang it on a jutting stone; A wind from the pine-tree trickles on my bare head.

I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

Honestly I try to stay away from what has been written about me because if you let that stuff get to you and it's not true, it can drive you crazy.

You know it's a perverted crowd when a guy is screaming at you to take your shirt off.

I never want to do nudity that’s gratuitous.

Girls look so much better in lingerie or a t-shirt and leave the rest up to the imagination. I make it clear that I have a line. Everyone tries to push you, and it’s easy to get talked into doing those things. I’ll just walk off-set. But not everyone realizes they can do that.

Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?" "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.

I think a lot of people know me for just wearing cut-off denim shorts, an oversized white T-shirt with a pair of high-heels. I usually do wear basic stuff. Jeans and a white T is my go-to look.

We start off wearing frilly shirts and britches and being good guys and the heroes. And then as time goes on, every English actor ends up playing bad guys. That's what we do.

Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off

I could get a T-shirt that says 'All in for Week 4 of the Preseason.

' That's not quite as catchy, and I don't have an endorsement deal with an apparel company. Maybe someone will sign me now. I don't make enough money to get fined. Maybe I'll get a deal with some off-brand or something that sells at Walmart or something.

He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He look like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.

Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time.

I saw School of Rock, and I was like, why haven't I worked with Richard Linklater already? Then by the time I got him I was like, I'm really pissed off I feel like you owe me some retroactive swag. He gave me the 10-year anniversary "Dazed and Confused" T-shirt, which I still wear with relish.

It's not a bad day at work when you just have to take your shirt off for a big franchise movie. There are worse jobs out there!

Yeah, a lot of people ask me to take my shirt off, which is aggressive.

I wish that I were just one of those guys who was just like, "You know, look, when I was seven I had a six-pack, and it just never went away."

People don't ask Jay-Z to take his shirt off when he rhymes.

Snub end of a dismal year, deep in the dwarf orchard, The sky with its undercoat of blackwash and point stars, I stand in the dark and answer to My life, this shirt I want to take off, which is on fire . . .

I like to wear a lot of baggy things.

Like, I buy guys' clothes, like T-shirts, and I cut them up and wear them loose, but my blazers have to be really fitted. I also like layering things and really short skirts - or showing off my legs.

Girls don’t really recognize me on the street.

No one has tried to serenade me or rip my shirt off.

In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my shirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my cup of tea.

Women show off their personality and character through accessories more than with low-cut shirts and skirts with huge slits.

I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies.

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