A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.— William Blake
Jittery Short Beer quotations
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly.
It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce the Middle Ages. History will have to wear size 48 shorts forever.
All over Atlanta that fall, in the blue twilights, girls came clicking home from their jobs in their clunky heels and miniskirts and opened their apartment windows to the winesap air, and got out ice cubes, and put on Petula Clark singing 'Downtown', and sat down to wait. Soon the young men would come, drifting out of their bachelor apartments in Bermuda shorts and Topsiders, carrying beers and gin and tonics, looking for a refill and a a date and the keeping of promises that hung in the bronze air like fruit on the eve of ripeness.
We were a really crazy band. This was in '73. I had my hair real short with a white stripe down the middle of my head. The guitarists had pink hair. We weren't playing CBGB's either, we were playing Statesborough, Georgia, for cowboys on penny beer night. We used to keep crowbars onstage when fights would break out. Those were really wild times.
When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a lot in different places. And I saw hippies and rednecks drinking beer together and smoking dope together and having a good time together and I knew it was possible to get all groups of people together - long hair, short hair, no hair - and music would bring them together.
Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym.
I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.
Unfortunately, beer was only a short-term answer.
And head transplants had yet to be approved by the FDA.