quote by Phyllis Diller

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

— Phyllis Diller

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Shut up quote Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

If a door is shut, attempts should be made to open it;

if it is ajar, it should be pushed until it is wide open. In neither case should the door be blown up at the expense of those inside.

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

Shut up quote The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

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Because my love for you is beyond words, I decided to shut up.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.

He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Ah, these diplomats! What chatterboxes! There's only one way to shut them up - cut them down with machine guns. Bulganin, go and get me one!

Shut up quote Fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up

Fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up

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When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

I will remain what I am until I die, a hunter, and when there are no buffalo or other game I will send my children to hunt and live on prairie, for where an Indian is shut up in one place his body becomes weak.

In a democracy the people choose a leader in whom they trust.

Then the chosen leader says, 'Now shut up and obey me.' People and party are then no longer free to interfere in his business.

Shut up quote Courage will open the doors that fear has slammed shut.

Courage will open the doors that fear has slammed shut.

We are victims of evil customs. It is a crime against humanity that our women are shut up within the four walls of the houses as prisoners. There is no sanction anywhere for the deplorable condition in which our women have to live.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.

... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

If a policy is wrongheaded, feckless and corrupt, I take it personally and consider it a moral obligation to sound off and not shut up until it's fixed.

Shut up quote God never shuts one door without opening another.

God never shuts one door without opening another.

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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth.

I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.

Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.

Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.

Kids should speak to each other. They're horrid to each other online, they bully each other - they should shut up and stop it. The problem with social media is there is too much freedom. It's too much, too young.

When my legs hurt, I say: “Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!

If it is right to be legally married, it is right to be legally divorced .

.. To be deprived of a Divorce is like being shut up in prison because someone attempted to kill you. It is just as honorable to get out of matrimonial trouble legally, as to be freed from any other wrong.

But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round...as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely.

In training, you listen to your body. In competition, you tell your body to shut up.

I am convinced that everything that is worth while in the world has been accomplished by the free, inquiring, critical spirit, and that the preservation of this spirit is more important than any social system whatsoever. But the men of ritual and the men of barbarism are capable of shutting up the men of science and silencing them forever.

The hood-winked husband shows his anger, and the word jealous is flung in his face. Jealous husband equals betrayed husband. And there are women who look upon jealousy as synonymous with impotence, so that the betrayed husband can only shut his eyes, powerless in the face of such accusations.

Oh, shut up Weatherby.

If I were forced to sum up in one sentence what the Copenhagen interpretation says to me, it would be 'Shut up and calculate!'

It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know. We all know people who are so much afraid of pain that they shut themselves up like clams in a shell and, giving out nothing, receive nothing and therefore shrink until life is a mere living death.

There are joys which long to be ours.

God sends ten thousands truths, which come about us like birds seeking inlet; but we are shut up to them, and so they bring us nothing, but sit and sing awhile upon the roof, and then fly away.

My advice for Sebastian Kehl is: if you have a 35-point deficit in the league, it is better to shut up.

The internal dialogue is what grounds people in the daily world.

The world is such and such or so and so, only because we talk to ourselves about its being such and such and so and so. The passageway into the world of shamans opens up after the warrior has learned to shut off his internal dialogue

There are people who tell you to shut up because you're just a celebrity, but pundits, talking heads, they're every bit the celebrity and a lot of them aren't any more qualified than the average man on the street.

There are all of these people that say, my mommy doesn't love me enough, my daddy doesn't hug me enough. There are some people that would want to coddle them somewhere. I want them to shut up and stop whining.

She grabbed his face and pulled him into a kiss, which effectively shut him up.

You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up.

" "That last one isn't a skill." "Honey, trust me. It's a skill.

They're safe,'' he said. "And you're not made of glass". He swept me up in his arms. I laughed. "And I'm not made of glass." He carried me into our room and kicked the door shut behind us.

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs.

I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.

Being in command means making tough decisions.

Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

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