Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
— Larry David

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright skiing quote

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
— Unknown

I learned easily and had time to follow my inclination for sports (light athletics and skiing) and chemistry, which I taught myself by reading all textbooks I could get.
— Robert Huber

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
— skiing quotation by Dave Barry