Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.— Coolio
Unconventional Slapped quotations
After I came home from the 1936 Olympics with my four medals, it became increasingly apparent that everyone was going to slap me on the back, want to shake my hand or have me up to their suite. But no one was going to offer me a job.
The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.
As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face.
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.
I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to.
You have played the part of a damn scoundrel, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it.
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
I've gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn't mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it'll wake you up. I feel like jazz needs a big-ass slap.
Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.
I remember nothing of this, no ambulance rides, nothing.
Nothing between switching out the bedside lamp and the sudden indignity of rebirth: the slaps, the brightness, the tubing, the speed, the urgent insistence that I be choked back into breathing life. I have felt so sorry for babies ever since.
The Delphic oracles of the disease theory of delinquency (the "experts") have slapped all manner of misconduct with diagnostic labels... The arsonist has ”pyromania,” the thief is inflicted with ”kleptomania,” and Bill Clinton is not promiscuous, but a ”sex-addict."
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen
This is a jury of your peers. They watch the same TV movies. They belong to Oprah’s Book Club. You can take any monster, slap a bad dad into his past, and all of a sudden he’s just another lost soul, lashing out. And you were the poor lady that got in the way. They’ll argue you lacked compassion. You were the one who took things too far.
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!
Sometimes I have wished my insults were slaps or lashes;
I've wanted to hit people in the face and make them see, if only for a day, what I see each day I help people.
My last fight was more than 20 years ago.
I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. If somebody's going to speak bad about me, I will walk away. But if a guy like Steven Seagal slaps me once, I will slap him twice as hard. Life is full of violence.
The scars from mental cruelty can be as deep and long-lasting as wounds from punches or slaps but are often not as obvious. In fact, even among women who have experienced violence from a partner, half or more report that the man's emotional abuse is what is causing them the greatest harm.
I tried to nutmeg him. It never came off and he gave me a slap on the back of the head and told me to start behaving
I'll never kick dogs, I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film.
The thing that hurts, that became anger, was when I realized that if you tell the truth, in a country that says you’re entitled to tell the truth, you get your face slapped and you get put out of work.
I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.
The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
With charm you’ve got to get up close to see it; style slaps you in the face.
Kissing's a very organic and mechanical process.
It's like a slap. You slap your co-star once and it's done.
However , it’s over, and I’ll take no revenge on his folly – I can afford to suffer anything, hereafter! Should the meanest thing alive slap me on the cheek, I’d not only turn the other, but I’d ask pardon for provoking it – and, as proof, I’ll go make my peace with Edgar instantly – Good night – I’m an angel!
It's not good to argue with your woman about something, because women feel strong about it, they slap you in your face, you still go back to them.
There are so many people living the best life money can buy.
I want to slap some of these people. Some of these people you think are living the best life but they're not rich on the inside. I started this philosophy to be spiritual and be rich on the inside out.
Love set you going like a fat gold watch.
The midwife slapped your footsoles, and your bald cry Took its place among the elements.
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.
I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger.
" When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he's recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?
If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.
Handbags, I don't at all like them because they occupy my hands.
My hands always have to be ready in case I need to slap somebody.