A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.— Peter Drury
Unbelievable Smoked Salmon quotations
And we'll watch them fall, they stand in the way of love, and we will smoke them all.
Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon.
A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
I usually get up not before 9. I have a huge library - I'm a big fan of Scandinavian crime fiction - so I'll usually take a book and go off to one of my favorite bistros for a cappuccino or espresso or maybe I'll have some lovely smoked salmon for breakfast.
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.
When I was five, I am told, and asked what my favorite things in the world were, I answered, smoked salmon and Bach.
Work in 20-minute batches. Then stop and stand up. This is the 20-20-20 Rule. Every 20 minutes, stop what you're doing, get up, and stare outside your window at a fixed object for 20 seconds. Your productivity will be scalable because sitting is the new smoking!
If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.
My message is use grass-fed beef, use heirloom pork varieties, use organic chickens, wait until wild salmon or wild seafood are in season, smoke organic vegetables.
Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.
I have a disgracefully sweet tooth. My younger brother and I, all we care about are puddings. You can keep your smoked salmon and caviar.