A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.— Peter Drury
Unbelievable Smoked Salmon quotations
Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon.
A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.
I usually get up not before 9. I have a huge library - I'm a big fan of Scandinavian crime fiction - so I'll usually take a book and go off to one of my favorite bistros for a cappuccino or espresso or maybe I'll have some lovely smoked salmon for breakfast.
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.
When I was five, I am told, and asked what my favorite things in the world were, I answered, smoked salmon and Bach.
If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.
I have a disgracefully sweet tooth. My younger brother and I, all we care about are puddings. You can keep your smoked salmon and caviar.
My message is use grass-fed beef, use heirloom pork varieties, use organic chickens, wait until wild salmon or wild seafood are in season, smoke organic vegetables.
Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.