Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum— John Candy
Jaw-dropping Smoking A Pipe quotations
And we'll watch them fall, they stand in the way of love, and we will smoke them all.
Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke.
If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
Work in 20-minute batches. Then stop and stand up. This is the 20-20-20 Rule. Every 20 minutes, stop what you're doing, get up, and stare outside your window at a fixed object for 20 seconds. Your productivity will be scalable because sitting is the new smoking!
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist.
And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.
In fact, I got married once on account of that.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.
I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.
I stayed away from drugs, I never smoked a pipe.
When I wanna get high, I smoke the mic. I never did white lines, I only write lines, and I ain't sniffin' nothing but the vapors from hype rhymes.
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.
The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!
Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.
OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they?
What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker.
I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
If you can't send money, send tobacco.
The knocking out of a pipe can be made almost as important as the smoking of it, especially if there are nervous people in the room. A good, smart knock of a pipe against a tin wastebasket and you will have a neurasthenic out of his chair and into the window sash in no time.
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.
Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.