Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!— Unknown Author
Strong Smoking Cigars quotations
And we'll watch them fall, they stand in the way of love, and we will smoke them all.
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs.
The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke, i can only feel sorry for you.
Work in 20-minute batches. Then stop and stand up. This is the 20-20-20 Rule. Every 20 minutes, stop what you're doing, get up, and stare outside your window at a fixed object for 20 seconds. Your productivity will be scalable because sitting is the new smoking!
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars
I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.
Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar.
You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke.
If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.
There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.
In fact, I got married once on account of that.
I don't like champagne, I don't smoke cigars, I haven't any real jewellery at all, apart from the 8 pieces of gold I picked up at Anfield, the most important relationship at a football club is not between the manager and the chairman, but the players and the fans.
I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.
Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.
It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke.'
Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick on himself, needs an ally. Mine has been tobacco.
The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films.
I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.
Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity.
There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration.
It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.
Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
I never wanna have a time where I'm on the big lawn just sitting back smoking cigars and drinking lemonade. I wanna work forever. Until I die. I wanna die on the way to a show.