quote by Demetri Martin

If you really think about it, hitting the snooze button in the morning doesn't even make sense. It's like saying, 'I hate getting up in the morning-so I do it over... and over... and over again.'

— Demetri Martin

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Snooze button quote A photograph is the  pause button of life.

A photograph is the pause button of life.

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

The universe is not short on wake-up calls. We’re just quick to hit the snooze button.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

There is too much life to be lived for you to hit the snooze button.

In fact, I believe it is 'seize the day', not 'snooze the day!'

I write everything as a wake-up call to myself and others, to anyone who may have gotten tired of hitting the snooze button.

And, of course, there are the perfect day, perfect moment, perfect life dreams that come sometimes and make a person hit the snooze button for hours, trying to go back to sleep and make the perfect moments last.

All my life I have battled the alarm clock, pummeling the snooze button over and over with mounting self-loathing until the shame is finally strong enough to lever me upright.

There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels

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