quote by Guy Steele

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama

— Guy Steele

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I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

The Internet is both great and terrible.

As a source of information, a tool for delivering music and art, it's great. But spamming ads and piracy of music is terrible. It's stealing.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Without Spam, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army.

Two years from now, spam will be solved.

This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one.

But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem.

Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.

There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage.

But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.

Does the e-mail say it's about 'enlargement' - that might be spam.

Spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time.

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

I can't say I'm particularly happy about all the spam and the viruses and the equivalent that we see on the Net, but I think technology can deal with many of the problems that we're now seeing, whether it's filtering or whatever, and laws may help a lot.

The internet is 95 percent porn and spam

On email and the first instance of spam: This is not for advertising! This is for serious work!

What are Americans still buying? Big Macs,Campbell's soup,Hershey's chocolate and Spam--the four food groups of the apocalypse.

The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that when you start misleading the American people and start taking their money over false promises, that's our turf, buddy!

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

The difference between a stranger sending you a message that you might be interested in at a very low volume level, no repetition, just sending it to very few people, and that being done as spam - those things get close enough that you want to be careful never to filter out something that's legitimate.

I get more spam than anyone I know.

chromosomal dance oh, heavenly happenstance rare creation, you -Marcus (Poetry Spam #22)

I remember eating in school in the years after the Second World War.

Most of my friends had miserable portions of Spam with an inedible, glutinous pudding served in containers we called 'coffins.' As a vegetarian, I had a lump of loathsome cheese and some bread.

Typically, your corporate e-mail account is not, today, that spam-targeted.

It's more the free e-mail accounts that are spam-targeted.

The absolute deterioration of the wiki concept is just a matter of time.

Once spam mechanisms are developed to eat into these systems, the caretakers will be too busy to stop the public-driven deterioration.

When a guest blogger can't even be bothered sharing their own post on their social networks; they're pretty much admitting 'I don't care about this post, and I don't want to be associated with it'. In the end these guests posts are just another form of spam.

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day.

Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.

Gold has no increasing value. And if you're really worried about, say, inflation rising, I would buy Spam. You know, you can eat Spam. You cannot eat gold.

No one bill will cure the problem of spam.

It will take a combined effort of legislation, litigation, enforcement, customer education, and technology solutions.

Who has time to manually spam web sites? That can't be very cost effective.

What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase.

Now it's so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I've received a spam text.

Make your own fun. As opposed to consume fun like a package of Spam.

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