Speedo Quotes

Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display.

I'm big into fashion, so after swimming, when I hang up the Speedo, I definitely want to get into fashion and start designing my own clothing line.

I don't get all this Speedo stuff actually, I mean, whatever happened to the feather boa?

Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo.

Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.

I've been in a Speedo half my life. So I am really comfortable with my body.

On the correctly formed pubescent girl, a Speedo looked wonderful.

When it was wet, it was an incitement to riot.

I have to wear six pairs of speedos when I run.

I stay away from Speedos. That would cause me absolutely unnecessary publicity.

I'm definitely not comfortable in a Speedo! That's as uncomfortable as it gets!

A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition.

I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, Id get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually thought I was muscular. I didnt know everyone was laughing at me.

We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.

I might wear my pink Speedo. I think I should.

This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit.

He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like superman-exept with only the underwear. I wasn't sure what to say except: "Put some clothes on!" "These children are under my protection," Bes insisted. "I don't know you," I said, "I never met you before today." "Nonsense. You expressly asked for my attention." "I didn't ask for the Speedo Patrol!