quote by Stephen Colbert

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

— Stephen Colbert

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Spilled milk quote Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting of go a balloon.

Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting of go a balloon.


It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow.

Don't cry over spilt milk.

Don't cry over spilled milk

I love revision. Where else can spilled milk be turned into ice cream?

No use crying over spilled milk.

It's no use crying over spilt milk, because all of the forces of the universe were bent on spilling it.

Of course I was bullied and of course I was called names - my last name is Weir.

That's very, very close to 'weird,' or 'queer' and any of those words. But I've never been anyone to cry over spilled milk or be upset because kids don't like me, or people don't like me... It makes my skin stronger and thicker. And why cry? Your mascara runs.

We can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs.

He who distributes the milk of human kindness cannot help but spill a little on himself.

There are many truely horrible things goin' on in the world whilst we're lost to the druthers over spilled milk.

If you must cry over spilled milk then please try to condense it

I mean, in my - and I'm not trying to do spilled milk, but in those days it was a little - I think it was much tougher, because you got an image, and you were in a saloon. And it was tough to come out of a saloon and to get in films, and to maintain an image, you know.

Working as a teaboy may have helped my confidence, but not everyone else was so pleased. I could never remember who had milk or how many sugars, and I had an unusual talent for spilling tea on the recording console.

... every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

When faced with the inevitable, you always have a choice.

.. As I learned during my liberal arts education, any symbol can have, in the imaginative context, two versions, a positive and a negative... If you spill your milk you're left with a glass which is either half empty or half full... You may not be able to alter reality, but you can alter your attitude towards it, and this, paradoxically, alters reality. Try it and see.

Because I’m a cat. A big one, the Panther of Rough Storms, in fact. But still a cat. If there’s a saucer of milk to spill, I’d rather spill it than let it lie. If my mistress grows absent-minded and leaves a ball of yarn about, I’ll bat it between my paws, and unravel it. Because it’s fun. Because it’s what cats do best.

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

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