quote by Marilyn Manson

In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.

— Marilyn Manson

Tempting Springer quotations

By the physicality alone it was evident that we have one person [who] is incredibly smart, incredibly tough, and able to deal with him in a very, very calm and intelligent manner. And [Donald Trump] thought he was on The Jerry Springer Show.


'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race.

He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'

Representative William McK. Springer, remarks in the House, quoting Henry Clay: As for me, I would rather be right than be President. Reed: Well, the gentleman will never be either.


When Jerry Springer thinks you've gone too far, my friends, you have gone too far.

I'm a New Yorker. I'm liberal and open-minded. Things don't really shock me. But I was reading the second-act today and thinking that if you're religious, you could be. But you shouldn't be! You can be extremely religious and have your faith and still be open-minded to art. Because this is art. That's part of the excitement. It literally is "The Jerry Springer Show" on-stage set to beautiful operatic music. That's what's so incredible about it!

For instance, my friend would never go on the show to air her dirty-laundry.

But Tremont is outrageous! I've been watching a lot of clips of "The Jerry Springer Show" on YouTube (I can't tell you how many clips there are!) I get to witness these men going through the process to become women and what they're sharing. My character is pre-op. She's had the breast augmentation but still got "the goods" down there.

, I have a friend living as a woman. But she's almost too "normal," to be quite frank. I'm not relying on her, because "The Jerry Springer Show" has such huge characters. I'm trying to come up with a little more dysfunction than that.

There's was no pressure on it for me - I just went in and had fun.

Whatever Jason Moore, the director, asked me to do, I did it! I ran around the room acting like a crazy guest on "Jerry Springer" and yelling at the audience. I just went for it.


Why is it that Serge Lange's Linear Algebra, published by no less a Verlag than Springer, ostentatiously displays the sale of a few thousand copies over a period of fifteen years, while the same title by Seymour Lipschutz in the The Schaum's Outlines will be considered a failure unless it brings in a steady annual income from the sale of a few hundred thousand copies in twenty-six languages?

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world.

Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

Representative William McK. Springer, remarks in the House, quoting Henry Clay: As for me, I would rather be right than be President. Reed: Well, the gentleman will never be either.

I couldn't do my show without spending 12 years on the streets of Humboldt Park.

It made me a better interrogator. Still, if they had taken me out of my squad car and gave me a show, I would've been terrible. But on 'Springer,' the spotlight was on Jerry and I got to grow up within the show.

The talk show, as a genre, has been in decline for a while.

It started with Jerry Springer, when the talk shows suffered a metamorphosis, going from the real and social issues to the hair-raising.


You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.

I can't deny that Jerry Springer supposedly beating us didn't affect me.

There was a point where I felt like, Golly, you work so hard, you try so hard and the people say they want meaningful television and then Jerry Springer ends up beating you. It was disturbing.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

You know how is it when you love someone? And the hard part, the bad part, the Jerry Springer Show part is that you never stop loving someone. There's always a piece of them in your heart.