quote by Keith Richards

There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting.

— Keith Richards

Memorable Stewart quotations

I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.

With Stewart International Airport located here, the New Windsor Police Department has an added responsibility to take anti-terrorism precautions while protecting our area.

My mom, the fabulous Bertie Kinsey, is an amazing seamstress.

She quilts and sews and is so crafty. We call her the Southern Martha Stewart!

He's so busy looking inside people to find the good that he misses the knife they're holding in their hand.

As a child, I heard in my home doctors and ambulance men say, 'Mrs.

Stewart, you must've done something to provoke him.' 'Mrs. Stewart, it takes two to make an argument.' Wrong. Wrong! My mother did nothing to provoke that - and even if she had, violence is never ever a choice that a man should make. Ever.

People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that.

In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart.

Martha Stewart's a convicted felon and they gave her another television show.

What's next, the Scott Peterson Fishing Hour?

Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.

The Martha Stewart trial makes clear how far women have risen in the business world. America can be proud of our equal-opportunity prosecution and conviction.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.

I saw Ben Stiller's movie Walter Mitty [2013];

it's very beautiful. You look at some of the movies John Ford did with John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart, and then look at Remington and Ansel Adams, and I think you see a connection, certainly in the imagery of the West.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

I get recognized for 'Reaper' in the U.

K. I was in Costa Rica and got recognized for 'Heroes.' In Canada, it's 'Rookie Blue.' People also think that I'm in the 'Twilight' series because of Kristen Stewart.

Jimmy Stewart said he stopped making movies because he didn't like the way he looked on screen anymore. I'm more the guy who says I look like hell but I'm going to see where it gets me.

Tough times for Martha Stewart. Yesterday, Martha Stewart reported to her parole officer and had to take a mandatory urine test for cocaine and marijuana. Martha was found to be drug-free and her urine was found to be a lovely yellow saffron.

I suppose they call me a womans director because there were all these movie queens in the old days, and I directed most of them. But I also directed Jack Barrymore and Ronald Colman and James Stewart, to name a few.

Mary Stewart will always be my goddess.

I can pick up one of her early books - one I've read a dozen times - and still slide right into the story.

It didn't seem fair to me that Jon Stewart's rally didn't get the same kind of attention that Glenn Beck's did. Why was Beck's seen as checking the thermometer of the country, and Jon Stewart just dismissed as a satirist?

I think Kristen is incredibly brave. She played such a good version Bella Swan, people think Kristen Stewart is Bella Swan. She's not, you know? If you meet Kristen, she's wildly kind of giggly and vivacious and rebellious and naughty - all things that Bella Swan isn't.

Ally McCoist, Kenny McDowall, Ian Durrant, Jim Stewart - all fantastic people.

It is still a brilliant club for me, although technically it is now a new club

Jimmy Stewart was a very sincere, honest and straightforward man.

Plus I am being hounded by all the fabulous new drummers, Bill Stewart at the head of the pack.

I had a really good time with Martha Stewart, who also is somebody I really admire a lot. I've learned a lot from her and I think all of America has, about attention to detail and using fresh ingredients and making things beautiful and special.

The growth of Stewart Airport creates new jobs for area residents, brings new business and new travelers to the region, and brings new convenient travel options to those of us living in the Hudson Valley.

I must admit that I was in total awe of Stewart Granger. He was my idol.

I discovered that it was a lonely world being a solo artist.

Then I started working with another solo artist, Rod Stewart, and he used to tell me how lonely he was!

Just as Jimmy Stewart and Tyrone Power get 50 percent of the profits, so do I.

Martha Stewart published her recipe for disaster -- mix one part arrogance with two parts incompetence, simmer in the juices and then serve hot in the can.

All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.

The previous generation, such as Alec Stewart and Nasser Hussain, lost to Australia on many occasions.

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves-to breakour own records, to outstrip our yesterday by our today."Stewart B. Johnson"Men rule because women let them. Male misogyny is real enough, and it has dreadful consequences, but female misogyny is what keeps women out of power.

You can't get all of your news from Jon Stewart, especially since it's a comedy show.

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