quote by Albert Einstein

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

— Albert Einstein

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I like things pretty reduced. I don't understand how people live with so much stuff around them, because you can't focus on it, and after a while it ends up becoming absorbed. It's not as if anything's really being appreciated. To me all that stuff is some desperate message to everyone about who you are, like bumper stickers.

The sticker has no meaning, but exists only to cause people to react, to contemplate and search for meaning.

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

Remove those 'I want you to like me' stickers from your forehead and, instead, place them where they truly will do the most good -on your mirror!

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

How you start is important, but it is how you finish that counts.

In the race for success, speed is less important than stamina. The sticker outlasts the sprinter.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Aging is for people who don't know any better.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.

I have a bumper sticker that Bowen created that says Regardless of my kids grades, they have an 'A' in my book'. Without play the child that still lives in all of us will always be incomplete. And not only physically, but creatively, intellectually, and spiritually as well.

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!.

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

I just read a book on how to get control of my time and therefore of my life.

My time has always had a tendency to slip away from me and do as it pleases. My life follows it, like a puppy after an untrained bird dog. Come night, my life shows up, usually covered with mud and full of stickers, exhausted but grinning happily. My time never returns.

I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace.

My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The sooner we agree that we're just other versions of each other - we human beings - the sooner we will find some sense of world peace.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Life sucks, and then you die.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

Don't take life too seriously.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers.

I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

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