Stupid Celebrity Quotes

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change.

After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.

It's wonderful to find cultures that are historically still intact, as opposed to a lot of Western cultures which seem to me to be slowly dying, stuck in celebrity illness or stupidity.

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

Then what difference does human striving make: mortal struggle, valor, pain? If you live, then live for the test of spirit, for the celebration of the heart. Live to fight on other days. Lose your beloveds one by one. And remember. Exalt the kiss of friend and horse and wind and sun, which venality cannot cheapen nor stupidity belittle.

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

I keep reading about people who want to be famous - it's not that they want to be great songwriters or great actors, they want to be celebrities. That is scary because you can be famous doing some really stupid things.

This stupid celebrity thing is just a consequence of being good at what you do.

I mean, no one would photograph David Beckham if he wasn't the best attacking midfielder in the country - much as I hate Man. U!

It saddens me to see the reality-television shows that are getting so much fanfare that are a celebration of stupidity and the degradation of women. And those women are consistently wearing too short, too tight dresses. I hope the trend of aging gracefully returns.

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America.

Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas.

'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.

' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.

I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel.

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.