I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.— Antonin Scalia
Unusual Stupid Conservative quotations
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
When you are dead, you don't even know that you are dead. It's only pain for others. Same thing when you are stupid.
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful.
But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
Our destruction of nature is not just bad stewardship, or stupid economics, or a betrayal of family responsibility; it is the most horrid blasphemy. It is flinging God's gifts into His face, as if they were of no worth beyond that assigned to them by our destruction of them.
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
This is what you shall do: Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people.
To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Worrying is stupid. It is like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
We should create law based on the God of the Bible.
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute.
The number one job facing the middle class.
And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend.
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.
Don't let little stupid things break your happiness
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.
Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant.
They're quite clear that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the 10 Commandments.
Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset
Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.
Fish seem to be rather conservative around this bay, one seldom catches enough to form the fundamental basis for a lie. Dante left out one of the torments of Hades I could imagine a doomed mortal made to untangle wet fish lines forever. Everybody lost patience at the stupidity of the fish in not coming forward promptly to be murdered.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it limits.
The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust.
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.
Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
Anyone can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in their error.
I think I was unprepared for war.
I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past.
I think the past was not predictable when it started.
We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.
The trouble with the world is the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Do you have blacks, too?
We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.
What I don't know is what the unexpected might be.
'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.
' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'
Ground Zero mosque supporters, doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours, throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please refudiate.