Stupid Conservative Quotes Page 2

The very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more.

We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada.

And I think now, isn't that ironic?

It's the ideology, stupid. Unless the long-term decline of moderates and rise of conservatives is reversed during the next two years, the ideological balance of the electorate in 2012 could look a lot like it did this year.

I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid;

I meant, that stupid persons are generally Conservative. I believe that to be so obvious and undeniable a fact that I hardly think any hon. Gentleman will question it.

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

To be conservative requires no brains whatsoever.

Cabbages, cows and conifers are conservatives, and are so stupid they don't even know it. All that is basically required is acceptance of what exists.

Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.

Liberals go straight to ugly racist stereotypes when attacking conservative blacks, calling them oversexualized, stupid and/or incompetent.

I was very prejudiced when I started arts school.

I, like all of those kids, was like, "I don't like this modern stuff." I came to arts school with a very stupid, conservative set of ideas about art.

Because I'm criticizing liberalism, people automatically call me a conservative.

This is madness! The idea that somehow one cannot critique liberalism from the left, from the left wing of liberalism. I mean, how can people be so stupid?

I'm not going to assume liberals are stupid, as they do with conservatives.

No, I'll attribute it instead to more fraud and deceit.

Humans are too stupid to prevent climate change from radically impacting on our lives over the coming decades.

I mean you've got a conservative and right-winged press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum.

Conservatives may believe that impoverished borrowers destroyed Wall Street.

But we liberals will not fool ourselves that stupid bankers sank conservatism for good.

If it were true that conservatives were racist, sexist, homophobic, fascist, stupid, inflexible, angry, and self-righteous, shouldn't their arguments be easy to deconstruct? Someone who is making a point out of anger, ideology, inflexibility, or resentment would presumably construct a flimsy argument. So why can't the argument itself be dismembered rather than the speaker's personal style or hidden motives? Why the evasions?

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.