Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.— Maxine Waters
Promising Stupid Liberal quotations
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion.
Don't condemn the gangbangers, they've got guns that are trafficked, that are not enforced, that are straw purchased and they come into places even that have strong gun laws. Why? Because we don't have sensible gun legislation.
When you are dead, you don't even know that you are dead. It's only pain for others. Same thing when you are stupid.
I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.
Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful.
But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.
n case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas.
Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed.
My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.
Worrying is stupid. It is like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil.
If you ban them in the future, the number of these high-capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won't be any more available.
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend.
Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them.
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes - and I see many of them in the audience here today.
Don't let little stupid things break your happiness
I am clearly more popular than Reagan.
I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.
African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.
I love these members, they get up and say, 'Read the bill .
.. What good is reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it limits.
if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.
The number one job facing the middle class.
And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.
We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.
Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
Anyone can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in their error.
The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer.
Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.
There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day.
I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
If form is mechanically applied, it may indeed result in work that is conventional, if not pedantic or stupid. But form used well can become the very vehicle of freedom, of discovering the creative surprises that liberate mind-at-play.
The most callous, stupid things were done just because regulations required them...It was not until 1983, for example, that U.S. federal agencies stated that substances known to be caustic irritants such as lye, ammonia, and oven cleaners, did not need to be tested on the eyes of conscious rabbits.
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.