I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.— Antonin Scalia
Authentic Stupid Republican quotations
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
When you are dead, you don't even know that you are dead. It's only pain for others. Same thing when you are stupid.
I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful.
But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.
[...] A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.
Worrying is stupid. It is like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
I like the color red because it's a fire. And I see myself as always being on fire.
I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.
You can always follow me on Tweeter.
Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend.
I had other priorities in the sixties than military service.
From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.
if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.
Don't let little stupid things break your happiness
Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it limits.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.
He [John McCain] is a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren`t captured.
Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset
We have got to get beyond this political bologna.
I'm not allowed to say anything positive about Hillary Clinton because then I'm not a loyal Republican, and she's not allowed to say anything positive about me because then she's not a loyal Democrat. What a stupid way to run a country.
These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes.
Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.
Anyone can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in their error.
Our gays are more macho than their straights.
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.
I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.
The Republican health care plan: don't get sick .
.. The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick ... This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!
I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce.
And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.
How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen.
Why did it happen? Because God said, 'My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.'
Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant.
They're quite clear that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the 10 Commandments.
Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.