Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.— Albert Einstein
Cheerful Stupid Things quotations
When you are dead, you don't even know that you are dead. It's only pain for others. Same thing when you are stupid.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion.
Don't let little stupid things break your happiness
Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage.
Call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was really, really critical for the thing to pass.
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering.
Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
Two things in life are infinite; the stupidity of man and the mercy of God.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.
The biggest things in life have been achieved by people who, at the start, we would have judged crazy. And yet if they had not had these crazy ideas the world would have been more stupid.
I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question never looked carefully at a standardized test.
I notice you're a nerd is like saying, 'hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful that vapid, that you believe that there are thing that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan.
We obey people we don't trust, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like, using money we don't have, for gratifications that don't last, killing animals we don't hate, for pleasures that don't satisfy, dreaming of a life we don't deserve, and praying for an afterlife that doesn't exist, we are a stupid species
We all have negative days, but that doesn't mean we are pessimistic.
We all do stupid things, but that doesn't mean we are stupid. It's important to be able to distinguish between what happens to us and who we are, and look forward with hope for new and better days ahead!
When happiness points in one direction while wisdom, truth, integrity, and common sense point in another, that's when really smart people start doing really stupid things.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue.
Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.
I really can't deny it, I am who I am.
I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.
I need you to be clever, Bean. I need you to think of solutions to problems we haven't seen yet. I want you to try things that no one has ever tried because they're absolutely stupid.
I got a lot of support from my parents.
That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
It is a wise thing to be polite; consequently, it is a stupid thing to be rude. To make enemies by unnecessary and willful incivility, is just as insane a proceeding as to set your house on fire. For politeness is like a counter--an avowedly false coin, with which it is foolish to be stingy.
The novice-friendly software is more like a misbehaving dog: it shits on the floor, it destroys things, and stinks - the novice-friendly software embodies the opposite of what computer people have dreamed of for decades: artificial stupidity. It's more human.
Let the presence of God INVADE you today.
It's all about Him...don't get distracted by the stupid things of the enemy. Remember, God wins! :)
But I can't listen to music too often.
It affects your nerves, makes you want to say stupid, nice things, and stroke the heads of people who could create such beauty while living in this vile hell.
It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.
The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.
I make mistakes. I say stupid things. I do idiotic things. And, quite frankly, I'm proud of them. Why not make mistakes?
Well . . . he lets it ruin his life. He gets so obsessed with going after the one thing that hurt him that he loses sight of everything else. He becomes isolated from everyone and everything. Paranoid. He feels like he can't trust anyone around him ever. In the end, he loses everything, even his life. And for what? Total stupidity, if you ask me.
I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does.
The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.
I often think about how, if we were all placed in an apocalyptic situation, you'd realize quickly how stupid, petty things just don't matter anymore. Who you love is who you love, and it doesn't matter. Survival is your primary focus.
What can be more stupid than to be in pain about future things and absent ones which at present are not felt?
As Albert Einstein once said to me: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." But what is much more widespread than the actual stupidity is the playing stupid, turning off your ear, not listening, not seeing.
You cannot argue stupidity, you just have to accept it patiently as one of those things.
In this hope, among the things we teach to the young are such truths as the transcendent value of the individual and the dignity of all people, the futility and stupidity of war, its destructiveness of life and its degradation of human values.
Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.
The thing about goalscorers is that they score goals.
The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.
Money will come when you are doing the right thing.
I'm such an incredibly, stupidly sensitive person that everything that happens to me, I experience it really intensely. I feel everything very deeply. And when you feel things deeply and you think about things a lot and you think about how you feel, you learn a lot about yourself. And when you know yourself, you know life.