Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.— Confucius
Breathtaking Stupidest quotations
Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
Had a powerful meditation just now - caused an earthquake in Southern California. Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that.
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.
Using some economic issues to make one group of people, regardless of race or religion, the scapegoat for all the problems of the country is just the stupidest, and yet, the most creative propaganda scheme that you can come up with.
Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.
It's just the stupidest law possible.
.. You're just making criminals out of people who aren't engaged in criminal activity. And we're spending zillions of dollars trying to fight a war we can't win! We could make zillions, just legalize it and tax it like we do liquor. It's stupid.
A lot of people think that if they learn to read music they are gonna lose their feel or their groove or something. It's the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
The Establishment center... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster - a terrible cancer eating away at the soul of our nation.
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.
Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world.
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible.
...Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor.
If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.
When I was little, I would always lie about the stupidest things.
In kindergarten or first grade, I would tell people I had tigers living in my attic and a room full of gold.
Reason cannot establish values, and its belief that it can is the stupidest and most pernicious illusion.
I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.
The art of angling, the cruelest, the coldest and the stupidest of pretended sports.
Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.
Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.
Pilate's skeptical sneer "What is truth?" was addressed to Truth Himself, standing there right in front of his face. The world's stupidest question was three words; God's profoundest answer was one Word.
Far from being the smartest possible biological species, we are probably better thought of as the stupidest possible biological species capable of starting a technological civilization - a niche we filled because we got there first, not because we are in any sense optimally adapted to it.
I was being foolish. An atheist can't stand behind their assertion that God doesn't exist. The stupidest thing I ever could have done was to reject His Truth.
Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.
Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.
I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
Every two years, one of the most hotly contested elections in Texas is the poll taken among members of the capitol press corps to determine who are actually the ten stupidest members of the Legislature. Two years ago, there were thirty-seven official nominees and several write-ins.
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change.
After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
I never could understand the popular belief that because a man makes a lot of money he has a lot of brains. Some very rich men who made their fortunes have been among the stupidest men I have ever met.
I think that the film Clueless was very deep.
I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.