Stupidest Celebrity Quotes

Celebrate the people in your life who are there because they love you for no other reason than because you are you.

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

Happiness is letting go of what you think your life is supposed to look like and celebrating it for everything that it is.

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

Life should not only be lived, it should be celebrated.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

Celebrate the small things and our lives become bigger than ever.

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change.

After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.

Don't stay where you are tolerated, go where you are celebrated.

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

I'm not going for the sixteenth chapel.

All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America.

Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through.

Don't look at the calendar. Just keep celebrating every day.

I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

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