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Whether a inspirational quote from your favorite celebrity Douglas Adams, Ambrose Bierce or an motivational message about giving it your best from a successful business person, we can all benefit from a famous surgical quote.

One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. — Douglas Adams

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live. — Ambrose Bierce

Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them. — Stephen Fry

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. — Peter Seller

Sometimes the gods have no taste at all. They allow sunrises and sunsets in ridiculous pink and blue hues that any professional artist would dismiss as the work of some enthsiastic amateur who'd never looked at a real sunset. This was one of those sunrises. It was the kind of sunrise a man looks at and says, 'No real sunrise could paint the sky Surgical Appliance Pink.'Nevertheless, it was beautiful. — Terry Pratchett

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed. — Peter Sellers

New drugs and surgical techniques offer promise in the fight against cancer, Alzheimer's, tuberculosis, AIDS, and a host of other life-threatening diseases. Animal research has been, and continues to be, fundamental to advancements in medicine. — Daniel Akaka

Jim and I are still receiving surgical attention, and will be the remainder of our lives. — Cole Younger