If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
— Fran Lebowitz

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.
Albert Brooks sweater quote

If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater.
— Pam Brown

The early twenties when we drank wood alcohol and every day in every way grew better and better, and there was a first abortive shortening of the skirts, and girls all looked alike in sweater dresses, and people you didn't want to know said Yes, we have no bananas, and it seemed only a question of a few years before the older people would step aside and let the world be run by those who saw things as they were -- and it all seems rosy and romantic to us who were young then, because we will never feel quite so intensely about our surroundings any more.
— Unknown

Nobody ever seems to want my advice about serious stuff. People will be like: 'Who made that sweater?' Or 'How did you get your hair so straight?' They don't to come to me for the relationship advice or deep stuff. In fact, my little sister actually hides from me.
— sweater quotation by Lauren Graham