Swiss Cheese Quotes

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

The second mouse gets the cheese!

Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify.

You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!"

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!

My first [executive orders as a President] would be to get rid of a lot of the executive orders, especially on the border where President [Barack] Obama wants people to pour through like we're Swiss cheese.

You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

A city like London was always going to be a paradox, the best of it so very riddled with the opposite, so Swiss-cheesed with moral holes.

I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)