Most Powerful Tabasco Sauce quotations

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce.

Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.

I've been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce.

Philosophers have often looked for the defining feature of humans — language, rationality, culture, and so on. I'd stick with this: Man is the only animal that likes Tabasco sauce.