Taco Quotes

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

I didnt get this physique by not eating tacos.

You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over her.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl... it even makes the milk taste like tacos!

I don't eat fast food often, but I love tacos.

I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is.

Don't judge your taco by its price

Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.

To this day, I love eating steak tacos before going to the red carpets.

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.

I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

I'm famous for splurging at fast-food places.

I'm currently obsessed with Taco Bell's bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony!

The milk of kindness flows through my body, I shall follow Jesus to the Taco Bell and give thanks.

When it's done properly, taco should be a verb.

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

I took three steps back; he nudged the door closed with his foot. “You like Mexican?” he asked. “I—” I’d like to know what you’re doing inside my house! “Tacos?” “Tacos?” I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. “Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese.” “I know what a taco is!

Unlike dragons, I love spicy salsa. In fact, the spicier the better. For me, the ideal taco toppings are chopped onion, some cilantro and a bit of lime juice. I like the classic Mexican style. I like crunchy, Tex-Mex, cheese-slathered too, but I prefer to keep it simple.

During the first couple of years of 'Dancing with the Stars,' I would go to Jack in the Box in my ball gown after the shows and get the Taco Nachos with cheese as my reward.

I had only two jobs my entire life Taco Bell for six months and Kroger's Food store for one day!

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

Popeyes and Taco Bell. I try to be healthy, but they're just so good.

I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.

Someone recently played me 'Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell' by Das Racist.

That should be my theme song.

The writer Denise Chávez comments on poor food and what you associate with luxury food items. In fact, she wrote a whole book called A Taco Testimony, and though the title sounds light, it's a heavy book. It's about being working class and what kind of food is available to you that's cheap.

This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.

They say California's the big burrito;

Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale.

The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell.

You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.

Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going to keep Obamacare.

Montana's ranchers raise the best cattle in the world.

If Taco Bell needs to beef up, they can give their customers the highest quality meat around by using Montana beef, and in the process, supporting agriculture jobs in Montana.

When I decided to be a musician I reckoned that that was going to be the way of less profit, less money. I was sort of giving up the idea of making a lot of money. It was what I loved to do. I would have done it anyway. If I'd had to work at Taco Bell I'd have still been out at night trying to play music.

I don't know much about the Supreme Court.

If it's anything like the Supreme Taco, it's like a regular court, but with extra sour cream.

I just love food, especially my mom's Bulgarian cooking.

Taco Bell is my favorite fast food restaurant. I also love Italian food.