One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
— Rodney Dangerfield
Relaxing Take Out The Garbage quotations
When I go home my mother still makes me take out the garbage.
I have a really great family, and when Im not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out the garbage, clean my room, all that stuff. My family and my friends keep me in line, and make sure I dont get crazy.
If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.
Letting things slide is always the easiest thing to do, in parenting no less than in banking, public education, and environmental protection. A lack of discipline is apparent these days in just about every aspect of American society. Why? This should be is a much larger question, one to ponder as we take out the garbage and tie our kids' shoes.
There is a garbage culture out there, where we pour garbage on people.
Then the pollsters run around and take a poll and say, do you smell anything?
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older.
The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.
It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?
Around my house, I won't even speak to my family unless they first address me by my official Berzerker name, Godred Crovan, Victor of Sky-Hill and Ruler of Man and the Isles. And now that I think of it, that's probably why nobody speaks to me unless it's time to feed the dogs or take out the garbage.
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, "Well, who else is going to do it?" The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich.
There's a kind of perverseness or betrayal in that idea that art is somehow superior to life. Or that it's more important to write well than it is to take out the garbage.
You cannot leave the house to take the garbage out without full-on makeup and your hair done. You have to fight for your man out there.
Sometimes if you talk trash, you end up taking out the garbage.
It's just the garbage in/garbage out trick.
If you're not taking any fiction in, good or bad, then how can you be spitting any back out (good or bad)? I can't even imagine trying to write without reading. Really, I can hardly write a novel at all if I'm not reading just book after book.
Recalling and confessing our sin is like taking out the garbage: once is not enough.
Most of the time, I'm here in Michigan and I'm taking out the garbage every Monday.
Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny (on purpose), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or being fun to hang out with.
Look, I'm just this kid from Toronto who got his start in school plays.
I still live with my folks who make me mow the grass and take the garbage out. Then one day, I'm on this multimillion dollar set surrounded by R2D2 and C3PO. Every nuance was surreal. The saber. A thrill. The outfit and cloak? Mind-boggling. Meeting R2D2. An out-of-body experience.
Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes.
Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage?