ORIGINALITY is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe -- you can't take a taxi.
— Alan Alda

I think that anybody's craft is fascinating. A taxi driver talking about taxi driving is going to be very, very interesting.
James Lipton taxis quote

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
— Groucho Marx

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
— Fran Lebowitz

Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun.
— Regis Philbin