1. 10

    One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

  2. 9

    When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.

  3. 8

    If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

  4. 7

    I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

  5. 6

    Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

  6. 5

    Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda and entertainment without moral passion is television.

  7. 4

    I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

  8. 3

    I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

  9. 2

    I'm very shy really. I spend a lot of time in my room alone reading or writing or watching television.

  10. 1

    Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.

  11. Last Update: July, 2020