Testosterone Quotes

My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They say, '0.7.' I said, 'What's normal?' They say, '0.6.'; I said, 'One-tenth? You're telling me I'm one-tenth higher than the average man? Re-test that - you must have caught me on a low day.'

My cocktail, so to speak, was only EPO, but not a lot, transfusions and testosterone.

Nose-to-tail eating is not a bloodlust, testosterone-fueled offal hunt.

It's common sense, and it's all good stuff.

Women - why aren't you running the world yet? Frankly I'm disappointed in you.

Men are still far too dominant for their own good, and consequently we've made a testosterone-sodden pig's ear of just about everything: politics, the economy, religion, the environment ... you name it, it's in a gigantic man-wrought mess.

Socialism is simply Communism for people without the testosterone to man the barricades.

Rap comes from the humble beginnings of rebelling against the status quo.

Now, rappers have become the status quo themselves. You can't rebel against the Queen and then become the Queen yourself. I attribute much of the blame to testosterone-male dominance and patriarchy.

He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)

And rock being a male-dominated, testosterone-driven place that I've been in the eye of the hurricane now for several years, I realized that it can be a place that can perpetuate homophobic behavior unless it's addressed by bands like us.

I just gravitate to those more testosterone-filled sort of parts than me playing something a bit more fairy-like.

Your body produces a lot less testosterone each and every single year no matter who you are. We are all human, nobody is super human.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

I think that testosterone is a rare poison.

I like there to be some testosterone in rock, and it's like I'm the one in the dress who has to provide it.

Testosterone is a sex hormone, and I think it is the most social of hormones.

The major social effect of testosterone is to orient us toward issues of sex and power. By the end of puberty testosterone levels in males are 8 to 10 times higher than in females, but decrease with age.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16.

Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

We're working to overcome the overly macho nature of the current online console game world, where a handful of the high testosterone crowd fight for supremacy, while the mass of casual game players stay away.

Saliva has testosterone and estrogen. When you kiss, you're having a chemical experience.

You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

The problem isn't testosterone and aggression;

it's how often we reward aggression. And we do: We give medals to masters of the "right" kinds of aggression. We preferentially mate with them. We select them as our leaders.

So much of our cultural representation of what an investigative journalist looks like, in movies and pop culture, is about this really testosterone-filled dude screaming, "Give me what you got!" I didn't see myself as someone who would be good at or comfortable with that.

Testosterone Poisoning: … Until now it has been thought that the level of testosterone in men is normal simply because they have it. But if you consider how abnormal their behavior is, then you are led to the hypothesis that almost all men are suffering from ‘testosterone poisoning.’

For girls it raises your testosterone, so I try to have as much sex as possible before I fight actually. Not with like everybody, I don't put out like a Craigslist ad or anything, but if I got a steady I'm going to be like 'yo, fight time's coming up.

It's not a testosterone-driven industry any longer.

Success is making money, not in the size of the airline.

Meg Ryan was nice [ in When Harry Met Sally] .

.. the writing was good ... but it was really kind of a boy's club, I mean, there was Bruno Kirby, Rob Reiner, Billy Crystal - talk about your testosterone trio!

Testosterone levels are highest in the morning.

I always challenged men, you know, in foot races or whatever as a kid growing up, because it was a way of pushing myself and challenging myself against the best - but you have to know and accept that men are born with testosterone. You can beat them for so long, but eventually they’ll catch up.

Hip-hop was started as a very egocentric, testosterone, machismo-driven art form. The way that people are trying to take away that masculinity that is a such an intrinsical part of hip-hop music.

Without illusions. I love you because you are fallible and because your poor misguided testosterone-corrupted brain has you doing cartwheels trying not to be. I love you because of all you are and because of all you're not. And because, no matter what, you are all the man I'll ever need.

Yes, testosterone-sodden young men too unattractive to get a woman in this world might be desperate enough to go for 72 private virgins in the next.

Real competition can drive up testosterone, which boosts libido.

If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country. Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever

Women are very attracted to a low voice because it's linked to testosterone, which for millions of years was a sign that men had very good spacial skills and would have been very good at hunting and finding their way back home.

There's so much testosterone when you raise three boys, so much energy .

.. I don't think as a parent you're meant to control them, you're meant to guide them. Especially with their dynamic personalities, that's the challenge and that's half the fun - trying to keep them on the tracks.

Importantly, rather than promoting aggression, testosterone promotes whatever is needed to maintain status when challenged.