quote by Andy Roddick

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!

— Andy Roddick

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...My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you?

The killing joke quote Kill them with success and bure them with a smile.
Kill them with success and bure them with a smile.

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.

The killing joke quote Doubt kills more dreams that failure ever will.
Doubt kills more dreams that failure ever will.
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

In Germany, you would be hanged if you cracked a joke about Hitler and you would be killed by the state if you were insane in a project of euthanasia.

One of my favorite things on the show was just getting to do my own monologue and talking about someone who killed themselves, or making a joke about some horrible tragedy - I love being able to fight for and get on TV. I just think it's so different.

The killing joke quote Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.
Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.

It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for.

.. it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?

Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and laughing bad-breathed in your face at its own unfunny jokes.

It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

The killing joke quote Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake he's got to clean it off. You hit a guy with a water balloon, he's got to dry off. Guy's in the hospital, you get his testicles shaved, he scratches and bleeds for a week... it's funny... you're not supposed to have a heart attack, it kills the joke.

General scepticism is the live mental attitude of refusing to conclude.

It is a permanent torpor of the will, renewing itself in detail towards each successive thesis that offers, and you can no more kill it off by logic than you can kill off obstinacy or practical joking.

English doctors have killed 3/4 of my friends & the joke is the remaining 1/4 go on recommending them, so odd is human nature.

The killing joke quote Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will.
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This is really hard to do but I'd like to change the tone now and briefly mention today's terrible tragedy in France. Twelve people were killed because a satirical newspaper made jokes that some group found offensive. All of us are accustomed to bad news from around the world. But this story hits home for anybody who mocks anyone.

In one decade, women had gotten more protection against offensive jokes in the workplace than men had gotten in centuries against being killed in the workplace.

Don't make a film if it can't be the film you want to make.

It's a joke, and a sick joke, and it'll kill you.

The killing joke quote Doubt kills more dreams then failure ever will.
Doubt kills more dreams then failure ever will.
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People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.

This was Jace being brave. Simon thought, brave and snarky because he thought Lilith was going to kill him, and that was the way he wanted to go, unafraid and on his feet. Like a warrior. The way Shadowhunters did. His death song would always be this-jokes and snideness and pretend arrogance, and that look in his eyes that said 'I'm better than you'. Simon just hadn't realized it before.

Cal," I whisper into her sleep, "if you go, you know what? You'll break my liver." I want to pretend that it's a joke, that she will wake up and laugh with me, throwing her head back the way she did last night, bit this time the words are true . . . she will break my liver, break my heart, kill everything inside alive inside me.

The killing joke quote Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better i
Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend.

They all think any minute I'm going to commit suicide.

What a joke. The truth of course is the exact opposite: suicide is the only thing that keeps me alive. Whenever everything else fails, all I have to do is consider suicide and in two seconds I'm as cheerful as a nitwit. But if I could not kill myself -- ah then, I would. I can do without nembutal or murder mysteries but not without suicide.