quote by Garry Shandling

I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

— Garry Shandling

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Thinking of her quote Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.

Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.

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If you love someone who is ruining his or her life because of faulty thinking, and you don't do anything about it because you are afraid of what others might think, it would seem that rather than being loving, you are in fact being heartless.

As a person thinks, feels, and believes, so is the condition of his or her mind, body, and circumstances.

Thinking of her quote The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.

The real difficulty is to overcome how you think about yourself.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls.

They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

The jaws of power are always open to devour, and her arm is always stretched out, if possible, to destroy the freedom of thinking, speaking, and writing.

I believe nature's a lot smarter than anyone thinks.

During the course of a man's life he develops a lot of pleasures and people he cares about. Then nature takes them away one by one. It's her way of preparing you for death.

Thinking of her quote When thinking about life, remember this: no amount of guilt can change the past,

When thinking about life, remember this: no amount of guilt can change the past, and no amount of anxiety can change the future.

You can never take too much care over the choice of your shoes.

Too many women think that they are unimportant, but the real proof of an elegant woman is what is on her feet.

I do not regard the rise of woman as a bad sign.

Rather do I fancy that her traditional subordination was itself an artificial and undesirable condition based on Oriental influences. Our virile Teutonic ancestors did not think their wives unworthy to follow them into battle, or scorn to dream of winged Valkyries bearing them to Valhalla.

I think the major role of the First Lady is to take care of the President so that he can best serve the people. And not to fail her family, her husband, and children.

Thinking of her quote If you have a bad thought about yourself, tell it to go to hell because that is

If you have a bad thought about yourself, tell it to go to hell because that is exactly where it came from.

Some people are so foolish that they think they can go through life without the help of the Blessed Mother. Love the Madonna and pray the rosary, for her Rosary is the weapon against the evils of the world today. All graces given by God pass through the Blessed Mother.

I started in London, as a kid. My mother knew I had sort of an inbred talent. She was an actress, so I inherited it from her. But I think I got a lot of it from my grandfather, who was a great politician.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

Thinking of her quote Just do what works for you, because there will always be someone who thinks diff

Just do what works for you, because there will always be someone who thinks differently.

She stays lost in the middle of her own world somewhere.

We can’t get in and she doesn’t come out. Not often anyway, and certainly not for any length of time. But her mind takes her to somewhere kind, I think, to judge by the peaceful, serene look on her face most of the time.

Never think you need to apologize for asking someone to give to a worthy cause, any more than as though you were giving him or her an opportunity to participate in a high-grade investment. The duty of giving is as much his or hers as is the duty of asking yours.

When I think of Marilyn Monroe, and achieving her sound, I think of having a rather large bust. I think of her physically and I am just able to create her sound, because her physicality was so much to do with her sound.

Thinking of her quote Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who yu are.

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who yu are.

For the rest of my life I would always be thinking about her.

She would always be my biggest what if. -Perseus Jackson

Oprah was not somebody who was telling us what to do, she wasn't really teaching us like so many people we see today. With Oprah, she was learning and we were learning with her. And I think that's really was the seed that was planted for all of us to just hang in there with her.

She pulled away. “I missed you, Percy.” Percy wanted to tell her the same thing, but it seemed too small a comment. While he had been on the Roman side, he’d kept himself alive almost solely by thinking of Annabeth. I missed you didn’t really cover that.

Thinking of her quote Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.

Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot.

She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

We think you'll find that every woman in her heart of hearts longs for three things: to be romanced, to play an irreplaceable role in a great adventure, and to unveil beauty. That's what makes a woman come alive.

We try to give a birthing woman freedom to find the right position for her own needs and comfort. Unfortunately, in our society we think of birthing as something done while lying down.

Thinking of her quote First think, second believe, third dream and finally dare.

First think, second believe, third dream and finally dare.

Well, I think if more people had more applause, it would make them feel better.

I often give my wife a round of applause. If the meal is very good I give her a standing ovation.

I cannot think of a day in my life when the library didn’t exert a potent attraction for me, offering a sense of the specialness of each individual’s curiosity and his or her quest to satisfy it.

The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm from the oven overheating and the smell of baking chocolate, she took final stock of where she'd been and where she was going. Everything was fine.

Thinking of her quote I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

When I see Liz Taylor with those Harry Winston boulders hanging from her neck I get nauseated. Not figuratively, but nauseated! All I can think of are how many dog shelters those diamonds could buy.

My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance, and sensuality.

I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally.

There's periods now in our New York residence when I hear the door opening, especially the first couple of years... Anytime I hear that door opening I still think I'm gonna hear her.

Thinking of her quote Speak with honesty, think with sincerity, act with integrity.

Speak with honesty, think with sincerity, act with integrity.

I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.

People like to think the creative process is romantic.

The artist drifts to sleep at night, to be awakened by the subliminal echoes of his or her next brilliant idea. The truth, for me at least, is that creativity is primarily the result of hard work and study.

A giraffe is so much a lady that one refrains from thinking of her legs, but remembers her as floating over the plains in long garb, draperies of morning mist her mirage.

Thinking of her quote Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.

Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.

I learnt a whole lot from my mother. About music, relationships, being a good person, loving people, the whole of life. I learnt about everything from her. Every single day I think about her. All through the day.

Behind it was that vast suspension bridge which always troubles me because it reminds me that in this mechanized age I am as little able to understand my environment as any primitive woman who thinks that a waterfall is inhabited by a spirit, and indeed less so, for her opinion might from a poetical point of view be correct.

If I were to tell you that your life is already perfect, whole, and complete just as it is, you would think I was crazy. Nobody believes his or her life is perfect. And yet there is something within each of us that basically knows we are boundless, limitless.

But truly, women are amazing. Think about it this way: a woman can grow a baby inside her body. Then a woman can deliver the baby through her body. Then, by some miracle, a woman can feed a baby with her body. When you compare that to the male’s contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing, really.

You must know that when you 'hail' Mary, she immediately greets you! Don't think that she is one of those rude women of whom there are so many-on the contrary, she is utterly courteous and pleasant. If you greet her, she will answer you right away and converse with you!

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