I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
— Marie Corelli
Thrilling Three Dog quotations
I have three dogs at home. Even after losing a series or winning a series, they treat me the same way.

If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed three men and a dog.


It don't care whether I'm good enough.
It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.
My health is wonderful. I work out. I'm working. Playing music. I have a beautiful wife, a nice home, a nice car, I got money in the bank. I got three beautiful dogs that love me. Like I said, I'm blessed. I survived.
The good Lord in his ultimate wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable: hope, jokes, and dogs, but the greatest of these was dogs.

I can't imagine my life without animals.
I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up at the door waiting for me has got to be one of the sweetest joys of my life.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength.
They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
I'll never kick dogs, I'll never hurt a child, I'll never slap a woman - three things I won't do on film.
I can't imagine living in a house without a couple of dogs.
If I ever got out of bed at night and didn't have to step over a Labrador or two or three, or move one off the covers so I could turn over, my nights would be more restless and the demons that wait in the dark for me would be less easily fended.

I am a marathon worker and marathon mother.
I'll spend three or four days completely swallowed up by work. And if I make it home in time to say good night, I may have one good hour with the girls, maybe a brief family dinner or a family walk with the dog, and then it is back on the computer to prepare for tomorrow's shows.
I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken away from me for three years. I want a dog just for the sake of my kids, but also me. I miss my companions.
I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.
I've got different ideas of complete happiness.
But one is being by myself out in a forest, completely happy. Another is walking with a dog in some nice place. And three is sitting around preferably a fire, but not necessarily, and drinking red wine with friends and telling stories.
My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.

I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.
I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter.
I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do.
The owners of a dog which swallowed a diamond worth £12000 had to wait three days until it re-emerged. With a bit of planning it could have been a nice way to propose.

I always said, 'A blind dog with three legs could get a standing ovation for singing 'I'm Still Here!''
Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.

Iowa's the worst. Iowa's just nothing, just flat as far as you can see. It's the only state in the country where you can stand on your front porch and actually watch your dog run away for three days.
I was attacked by two dogs when I was three and a half years old.
I'm lucky to be alive. My face was stitched back together and here I still am, gratefully so. I believe that experience shocked me into a deep alliance with the animal world, its beauty and viciousness and terror.
In 10 years, I’d love to live near the sea, in a warmer climate.
I could see myself with three dogs…and it’d be great to share them with someone else.

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have a good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three miniature donkeys, we've got four dogs. Miniature donkeys are very warm, loving animals.

Villains, vipers, damn'd without redemption;
Dogs, easily won to fawn on any man; Snakes in my heart-blood warm'd, that sing my heart; Three Judases, each one thrice worse than Judas.
Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?
Three things know a secret- First; the lady in a dream, The dog that barks no warning, And a maid that does not scream.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.