quote by Tinker Hatfield

When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a shoe, what you draw or what you design is really a culmination of everything that you've seen and done in your life previous to that point.

— Tinker Hatfield

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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.


Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts.

Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but youre more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark!

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness.

It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.


Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning.

The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing!

Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?

If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

Never put a sock in a toaster.


She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.

She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

Cars, toys, aspirin, meat, toasters, water - nearly every product sold has passed basic safety regulations well in advance of being marketed and sold. But consumer credit is a kind of buyer-beware, wild west. That is partly the result of history.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.


Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.

In the long run, everything is a toaster.


I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances.

That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

To leave the world a little better than you found it. That's the best a man can ever do.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.


Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to be all that bothered on Thursday evening when, during the great carbon-saving switch-off, I ran round the house furiously turning on every light, hair dryer, dishwasher and toaster.

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.

Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.

We'll be there, showering [our friends] with towels and toasters and drinking their free booze and throwing birdseed at them every single time -- even though we know, statistically, half of them will be divorced within a decade.

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.


You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.

I remember when I was growing up, you would go to a bank to open a deposit, and they'd give you a toaster. A free toaster. These days, if you're a company, and you go to a bank, they could easily turn you away! They don't want your deposits anymore.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

In the original 'Star Wars' movie, there is a small toaster-sized and shaped robot on the Death Star that guides Stormtroopers to where they need to go. I always liked that robot because I could imagine how to build it - and it served a real purpose.