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What are the best toasts quotes?

We've gathered this hand-picked list of quotes to show you what is toasts!

Whether a inspirational quote from your favorite celebrity Ernest Hemingway, Steven Wright or an motivational message about giving it your best from a successful business person, we can all benefit from a famous toasts quote.

This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste. — Ernest Hemingway

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. — Don Rickles

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? — Steven Wright

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. — Christopher Fry

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. — Mark Twain

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. — Demetri Martin