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This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste. — Ernest Hemingway
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. — Don Rickles
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? — Steven Wright
Coffee in England is just toasted milk. — Christopher Fry
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. — Mark Twain
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. — Demetri Martin
For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat.
I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.
Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book.
The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast.
You are toast. It's like running a marathon. You can't think while you're doing it. Especially when different directors come in who are not part of the posse, the circle.
So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
I cast my bread on the waters long ago.
Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards.
French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast menu, but the Spanish omelet is still a Spanish omelet.
Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred indecisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions, Before the taking of a toast and tea.
We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup.
That I survived the Holocaust and went on to love beautiful girls, to talk, to write, to have toast and tea and live my life - that is what is abnormal.
I became the toast of London. A lot of people I met came from these really decadent families where the married men were gay and no one thought anything about it.
I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.