quote by Steven Wright

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

— Steven Wright

Most Powerful Toasts quotations

Beige is atmosphere. It's bisque, it's ivory, it's cream, it's stone, it's toast, it's cappuccino. It;s well, it's magic.

Few people arise in the morning as hungry for God as they are for cornflakes or toast and eggs.

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

We are each other's harvest; we are each other's business; we are each other's magnitude and bond.

The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise.

I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.

We never live so intensely as when we love strongly.

We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others.

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you

Unless we take action on climate change, future generations will be roasted, toasted, fried and grilled.

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen;

Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.

You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you want it dark? People don't have that kind of time? Listen, if you need to zap-fry your Pop Tarts before you head out the door, you might want to loosen up your schedule.

Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies.

We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.

I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I do it all... Scrambled eggs... French toast... Pancakes... Breakfast is my thing.

A hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law.

It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.

Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.

Every meal should end with something sweet.

Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal.

In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody.

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!

Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.

Timeless and versatile, Toasted Almond is an organic shade that speaks to authenticity and all that is natural.

Another fresh new year is here. Another year to live! To Banish worry, doubt and fear, to love and give

I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.

famous quotes