quote by John Candy

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

— John Candy

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Tobacco smoking quote And we'll watch them fall, they stand in the way of love, and we will smoke them

And we'll watch them fall, they stand in the way of love, and we will smoke them all.

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.

Tobacco smoking quote Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business.

It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty.

Tobacco control is clearly a number one priority in Europe, not only aimed at men, particularly the male populations of Central and Eastern Europe, but increasingly targeted towards women, especially in Northern Europe.

Tobacco smoking quote Work in 20-minute batches. Then stop and stand up. This is the 20-20-20 Rule. Ev

Work in 20-minute batches. Then stop and stand up. This is the 20-20-20 Rule. Every 20 minutes, stop what you're doing, get up, and stare outside your window at a fixed object for 20 seconds. Your productivity will be scalable because sitting is the new smoking!

The hardest distance is always from the sofa to the front door

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.

In fact, I got married once on account of that.

This vice brings in one hundred million francs in taxes every year.

I will certainly forbid it at once - as soon as you can name a virtue that brings in as much revenue.

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick on himself, needs an ally. Mine has been tobacco.

When poverty declines, the need for government declines, which is why expecting government to solve poverty is like expecting a tobacco company to mount an aggressive anti-smoking campaign.

They legalized alcohol, they legalized tobacco.

What is it gonna hurt to legalize this medicinal, medical marijuana that's used for purposes of cataracts?

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.

I haven't had time for tobacco since.

I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.

The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.

It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.

A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.

When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.

'You ain't got any tobacco,' he said scornfully to Bunyip Bluegum.

'I can see that at a glance. You're one of the non smoking sort, all fur and feathers.'

Dr Parr...asked him, how he had acquired his power of smoking at such a rate? Lamb replied, 'I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue.'

Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.

This remains a very important opportunity for the American people to have their day in court against big tobacco and its marketing practices. I urge Congress to provide the funding to allow the lawsuit to move forward, and not to shield the tobacco industry from the consequences of its actions.

The tobacco business is a conspiracy against womanhood and manhood.

It owes its origin to that scoundrel Sir Walter Raleigh, who was likewise the founder of American slavery.

They smoke cigarettes professionally.

The smoke is inhaled very sharply and the teeth are bared.Then the head turns to give you a profile and the smoke is exhaled slowly and deliberately and the grey jet stream becomes a beautiful blue cloud of smoke.What are they trying to tell us?

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Tobacco surely was designed To poison, and destroy mankind.

Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good.

People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.

Smoke.. makes a kitchen also oftentimes in the inward parts of men, soiling and infecting them, with an unctuous and oily kinde of Soote as hath been found in some great Tobacco takers, that after their death were opened.

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