quote by Rod Serling

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

— Rod Serling

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Toilet paper quote If they give you lined paper, write the other way.

If they give you lined paper, write the other way.

Leaders win through logistics. Vision, sure. Strategy, yes. But when you go to war, you need to have both toilet paper and bullets at the right place at the right time. In other words, you must win through superior logistics.

It's expensive to keep communism alive today.

I've already got a huge foreign debt staring me in the face, and I can't reduce it by exporting tomatoes or toilet paper. We should be making dollars any way we can. And we should be exporting arms any way and every way, openly and secretly, legally or by smuggling, I don't care how.

Toilet paper quote Trust is like a paper, once it's crumpled it can't be perfect again.

Trust is like a paper, once it's crumpled it can't be perfect again.

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The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper.

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

Toilet paper quote Everybody want to change the world, but nobody whats to change the toilet paper

Everybody want to change the world, but nobody whats to change the toilet paper roll.

One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point, always just existed. And now it's a finite resource, constantly in danger of extinction, that must be carefully tracked and monitored, like pandas?

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

Before you rip off three feet of toilet paper, consider that each year 500,000 acres of virgin boreal forest in northern Alberta and Ontario are being clear-cut to make the stuff. These forests are home to some 500 First Nation communities, as well as caribou and bears, moose and wolves, and, in the summertime, billions of songbirds.

Toilet paper quote Strong words outlast the paper they are written upon.

Strong words outlast the paper they are written upon.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

Toilet paper quote Trust is like a paper once it's crumpled it can't be perfect again

Trust is like a paper once it's crumpled it can't be perfect again

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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels.

I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.

Toilet paper quote We need technology in every classroom and in every student and teacher's hand, b

We need technology in every classroom and in every student and teacher's hand, because it is the pen and paper of our time, and it is the lens through which we experience much of our world.

Our forests are not for toilet paper.

They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists.

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom.

If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one.

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic of human civilization, the ability to manufacture something decent to wipe your ass on.

How can you put on a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.

My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper.

Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.

A long white ribbon shot out of the crack in the wall.

The ribbon just kept coming, weaving itself into some kind of shape next to Anubis, and my first thought was, My god, he’s got a magic roll of toilet paper.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

If the entire week is a battlefield, reading the Bible is sort of like that parachute with the box of reserves that come in the middle of the war: food and water and the toothbrush and toilet paper.

Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.

It took me over a couple of months to find the right piece of transparent paper for a section near the centre, on the right side of the Garden of Nebuchadnezzar. When I did find it, it was on a bottle of my wife's toilet water.

Let me tell you, people go on and on about what a great idea electricity was, but I'm going to put toilet paper right next to the wheel and say those are the best ideas anyone's ever had. Scoff at it if you will, but try living for two millennia without it and then we'll talk.

It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as it exports, and where top bankers are paid millions for destroying economic value, while hospital cleaners create value many times their pay

People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore.

They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.

The former police chief of Houston once said of me: "Frank Abagnale could write a check on toilet paper, drawn on the Confederate States Treasury, sign it 'U.R. Hooked' and cash it at any bank in town, using a Hong Kong driver's license for identification."

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