1. 10

    Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword.

  2. 9

    I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  3. 8

    I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

  4. 7

    Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.

  5. 6

    I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

  6. 5

    I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  7. 4

    As men get older, the toys get more expensive.

  8. 3

    Call the bald man, Boy; make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.

  9. 2

    He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.

  10. 1

    I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.