The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
— Steven Wright

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Woody Allen triangles quote

Successful marriage is always a triangle: a man, a woman, and God.
— Cecil Myers

I wouldn't have made it past the first round of American Idol auditions. It was months before our first song was recorded. The guys were like, 'Just seeng!' And I was like, 'I don't know how to seeng! Can't I just play the triangle?'
— Malin Akerman

To catch the ball, face up, look at all of my options and then pass. I was playing hot potato. I didn't want to be the guy to stall the triangle.
— Karl Malone