The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.— Paul Heyman
Sentimental Triple H quotations
The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure.
I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle.
Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'm concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!
Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE.
To double your success, triple what you spend on personal development and professional learning. The person who know the most becomes the best.
Never fear because Triple H is here.
I'm not Triple H, and I certainly am not John Cena.
I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do that on their own. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to be there watching it like everyone else.
If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.
Learning from my mistakes at the same time being criticized by Triple H and Ric Flair made me what I am today.
This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque
The pressure was always there, but I feel like it was almost invisible to me.
I had too much going on once I got rolling with Evolution and won my first title. They say the cream rises to the top, and I felt like the cream. I rose to the top real quick, and I was surrounded by Triple H, Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels, Undertaker, these guys who were very well respected in the profession, and they wanted to work with me.
You want to know why I am the perfect champion? Because you can take the strength of John Cena; the intelligence of Triple H; the desire of Cena; the athleticism of Triple H; the determination of Cena; the ruthlessness of Triple H... and if you combine these attributes into one person, you get Randy Orton. The only difference is that I have one thing that neither Cena nor Triple H has: the WWE Championship.
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!