I don't believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
— Woody Allen

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
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I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?
— Matt LeBlanc

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
— Rodney Dangerfield

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
— underwear quotation by Bertolt Brecht