quote by Dylan Lauren

Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in.

— Dylan Lauren

Most Powerful Uno quotations

If I buy a Fiat Uno, I'll read that, for a man like me, a Ferrari was more suitable. If instead I buy a Ferrari, they'll write that I should have kept my feet on the ground and bought a Fiat. If I smile, I'm not serious. If I don't smile, I'm a rich sulker that doesn't enjoy having the most beautiful job in the world.

En ningún momento de la historia, en ningún lugar del planeta, las religiones han servido para que los seres humanos se acerquen unos a los otros. Por el contrario, sólo han servido para separar, para quemar, para torturar. No creo en dios, no lo necesito y además soy buena persona.

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years.

The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.

Uno empieza con las pajas y llega a las orgías.

Uno fuma un poco de hierba y acaba metiéndose caballo. Es esta cultura nuestra de lo más grande, lo más fuerte, lo más rápido y lo mejor. La palabra clave es progresar. En América, si tu adicción no se renueva y mejora constantemente, eres un perdedor.

Noi tutti siamo esiliati entro lo cornici di uno strano quadro.

Chi sa questo, viva da grande, Gli altri sono insetti.

Me uno en oración con mi adorado pueblo venezolano que yo sé que está sufriendo. Pero sé que pronto reinará la paz y la democracia.

The highest percentage of respondents say that biggest problem in the country is the government. The biggest problem facing our country today is that our government is terrible. Dissatisfaction with the government, problem numero uno by a mile.

[On Los Angeles:] This city is a hundred years old but try and find some trace of its history. Every culture is swallowed up and spat out as a franchise. Taco Bell. Benihana of Tokyo. Numero Uno Pizza. Pup 'N' Taco. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Fast food sushi. Teriyaki Bowl.

Learn all from one thing. -Ab uno disce omnes

I just want to say, 'Nice job,' but now let the professional take over.

There can only be one me. Uno más me.

I'll play anyone in Uno and crush them.

Know your load. That's rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front of me one at a time. I'm not going to be the schmuck who shows up in Orlando twobirds short of a dinner party....I know I'm pulling out of Houston with exactly forty-two Gentoo penguins, seventeen Jamaican land iguanas, four tuataras from New Zealand, and a pair of rare, civet-like mammals called linsangs. No more, no less.

Making checklists of things you're looking for in a person is the numero uno thing you can do to guarantee you'll be alone forever.

I'm your idol, the highest title, Numero Uno, I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know, And understand, I got the gift of speech, And it's a blessin, so listen to the lesson I preach.

La duda es uno de los nombres de la inteligencia.

Haven't you ever played Uno?... Sometimes you have to lose all your cards to win.