quote by Ron White

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

— Ron White

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I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.

The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!

My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgun, contemplating suicide.

There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.


I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags.

Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.

If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me.


Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea.

Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear.

I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama

But worse things were about to be found in the bedroom: on the jeweller’s wife’s ottoman, in a casual pose, sprawled a third party- namely, a black cat of uncanny size, with a glass of vodka in one paw and a fork, on which he had managed to spear a pickled mushroom, in the other. , The Master and Magarita


This drink has a magical power. It strengthens the weak, and revives those who have fainted. Those tired after work and physical activity can return their life forces by this drink much sooner than by nourishment. ... It works as a diuretic, an appetizer, an antitoxin.

If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.

As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war.

Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too.

When I sit in my bedroom with a book and a bottle of vodka, I do it because I'm sad, not because I think it's cool. I do it because I want to forget what I am thinking about.


A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.


Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said.

"It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have to get drunk on vodka. Cognac and wine—that's all for the heart." "So what's vodka for?" "For the soul. If it's hurting real bad

I need a lot of black on my eyes and a little shot of vodka to be brave, because you're beautiful when you relax.

We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.

A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?

The best tournament that I have ever played in was in 1950.

It was great - a waiter came to you during the game, and you could order anything you wanted to drink (even some vodka, if you liked). Pity, there are no longer tournaments organized in this manner.


I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches.

Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.

I'm partial to a nice cup of vodka. I normally just drink it really simple with a little bit of lemon.

Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.

Start drinking vodka instead of beer, and try to get a six-pack as early as possible and you'll be a much more successful actor.

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

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