Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.— Sayings
Unforgettable Washing Machines quotations
Normal is a cycle on a washing machine.
Everyone wants a piece of land. It's the only sure investment. It can never depreciate like a car or a washing machine. Land will double its value in ten years. In less than that. Land is going up every day.
Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning.
The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing!
Go to the bookstore and look at how many bookshelves are filled with books trying to explain how to work the devices. We don't see shelves of books on how to use television sets, telephones, refrigerators or washing machines. Why should we for computer-based applications?
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.
The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill.
Two... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism.
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day.
I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
Unshed tears leave a deposit on your heart.
Eventually they form a crust around it and paralyze it, the way mineral deposits paralyze a washing machine.
We are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet.
The washing machine changed the world more than the Internet.
I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain
Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.
Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods.
Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.
If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will zap our discretionary income. We won't have the extra money to buy that washing machine or new winter coat-all big ticket items that are important to economic growth.
I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women smacking their laundry against a rock. When I hear about hardware, I think of pots and pans, and when I hear about software, I think of sheets and towels.
If your washing machine stops working and you're addicted to appliances that work, you'll get upset and you will suffer. If you prefer that your appliances work well, then when your washing machine breaks down you won't compound the problem by superimposing your uncomfortable emotions on the situation.
But there's so much kludge, so much terrible stuff, we are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet. That's where we are. We don't get our hair caught in it, but that's the level of primitiveness of where we are. We're in 1908.
Often, when you see yourself on the screen, you feel like a sweater that's been put through the washing machine. You have the impression of having done something full and luminous, and suddenly, when you see it on the screen, it's turned back into a tiny little thing.
Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
Harry, guess what?" said Tonks from her perch on top of the washing machine, and she wiggled her left hand at him; a ring glittered there.
My mother was determined that I was going to leave the farm and do well in life.
And she thought with the gift, I might be able to do that. So she took in washing. She got a washing machine in 1942 as soon as we got electricity and she took in washing. She washed the schoolteacher's clothes and anybody she could and sent me for singing lessons for $3 per lesson.
My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.
About 10 minutes ago, we all woke up because of this strange roaring sound.
We all raced toward the sound, which turned out to be the washing machine going back on. Who knew the rinse cycle could be so scary?
Can you see the holiness in those things you take for granted--a paved road or a washing machine? If you concentrate on finding what is good in every situation, you will discover that your life will suddenly be filled with gratitude, a feeling that nurtures the soul.
If you have democracy, people will vote for washing machines. They love them!
I took my courage in both hands and went to the Laundromat to do my washing.
I had to use three machines.
I chose to be an agitator. And there's one interesting thing about being an agitator - and I tell people - the next time you put your underwear in the washing machine, take the agitator out, and all you're going to end up with is some dirty, wet drawers.
I will say it's great - that Method Man - Cliff Smith - plays a rapper in a laundromat who is working out some lyrics sort of to the rhythm of a washing machine. And something about hip-hop culture and hip-hop is the ability to use current language and slang and reference details of life is very, very strong for me.
It's not nothing when you're abroad and you don't have a washing machine.
You're thinking about the continuum of life as you load the washing machine or scoop out the litter box.blue-girl-larger Or maybe that's just me. That seems to be an endlessly challenging and interesting way to live.
Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from 'Star Wars' played backwards through a washing machine.
I'm in a house where if the washing machine shuts off, it sings a song.
If iPad gets a message, it sings a song. I'm living in a real postmodern time - every single thing sings to you to tell you it's started, it's stopped, you've got a message, you didn't get a message.
A washing machine needs constant maintenance.
It doesn't want any harm. It wants tranquility, and you need someone to - you're not going to harm it by continuously monitoring it and adjusting it.
When you sing the same song over and over and over again, it stops meaning what it originally meant to you. It starts sounding like white noise, or my washing machine.